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Ochocinco looking for a wife

Posted by eric.schmidt  
May 22, 2010

Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco hasn’t really taken his dismissal from Dancing with the Stars too hard, he’s moved on. Now, he’s pining for a woman. Not just any woman, Tiger Woods’ soon to be ex-wife, Elin Woods.

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Word surfaced yesterday that Elin Woods will be seeking a 750 million dollar divorce settlement. I guess that gave Ochocinco 750 million reasons to change his plans and finally get married.

On Saturday night Chad Tweeted,

“OCNN NEWS I hadn’t planned on getting married until I was 35 but shit, F that, is Elin on twitter, #dontjudgeme #justaskin”

Ochocinco Interested in Marrying Elin Woods in Twitter Post

I shudder to think what Ochocinco would be capable of doing with access to an amount of money equal to the Gross Domestic Product of a small 3rd world nation.