Ochocinco looking for a wife
Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco hasn’t really taken his dismissal from Dancing with the Stars too hard, he’s moved on. Now, he’s pining for a woman. Not just any woman, Tiger Woods’ soon to be ex-wife, Elin Woods.
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Word surfaced yesterday that Elin Woods will be seeking a 750 million dollar divorce settlement. I guess that gave Ochocinco 750 million reasons to change his plans and finally get married.
On Saturday night Chad Tweeted,
“OCNN NEWS I hadn’t planned on getting married until I was 35 but shit, F that, is Elin on twitter, #dontjudgeme #justaskin”
I shudder to think what Ochocinco would be capable of doing with access to an amount of money equal to the Gross Domestic Product of a small 3rd world nation.


